2008-07-03
It's learn to draw time again kiddies! I know it's been a while, but we're still alive and well, I swear. Anywho, it's time to learn to draw again, Brad style! As usual, everything is made of basic shapes. That's something you should always keep in mind when drawing. Anything.
Life is difficult, but that doesn't mean you have to just give up! Heavens no. Throwing in the towel is but one of many options. Such as paying a mildly attractive stripper to pleasure you discreetly behind a bar to build self confidence. Or how about going to a little league game and watching kids less than half your age play mediocre baseball? You'll never feel like a loser when others are striving for the middle of the road!
Push it real.
Pat out...
2008-07-03
Another comic, call it a gift even. We're in the middle of cleaning up the site, and really all around re-making it. And, it looks good so far, really it does.
So me and Pat got into the closed beta of Square-Enix's Concerto Gate, and while I have a lot of fun with it, Its still really choppy, and theyre practically making it as we go along. I couldnt even get a job until I realized they fixed the proble up when Pat logged on. Or really, they side-stepped it for the time being. Maybe I'll even do a comic review or something on it.
Ok, so later on.
Greetings connoisseurs of the Funk Delicatessen. If you haven't been here in a while, I'm pleased to inform you that despite any economic downturns, our menu is filled with brand new offerings for low, low prices! A small selection of which includes:
A Brand New Layout on Rye!
Fewer Confusing Navigation Buttons with fries!
Nifty Adspace Soup!
Calendars with Correct Dates in Regular and Diet!
And many more hidden and/or soon to arrive surprises!
So, I hope you enjoy your meal. Thanks for coming in today and let me know if there's anything I can do for you.
Enjoy the Sandwich!
- Dan
